All is “fair” in love and war…did you get the memo?

In a nutshell, in life you cannot blame somebody for acting in their own best interest. Love and war are the two endeavors that bring out the best and worst in people. Like a sneeze, they cannot be contained or controlled. Rules, laws and “fairness” are duly suspended in these circumstances. So lying, backstabbing, spying, espionage, bombing civilians, torture, treason and even stabbing ratchets in the eye with shanks fashioned out of your tooth brush are considered fair play. You are basically fucked if you opt to take any of these options off the table because your opponent has no obligation to comply with your moral codes.

So what does one do when Jezebel herself aggressively and persistently hits on your partner knowing full well that she is in a committed relationship? I do mean Jezebel in the Biblical sense; exquisite beauty where all ratchet behavior descended from! 

The woman is drop dead! God must have basted her in quail egg... if curves could kill; her face is #nofilters, gorgeous hair that has probably never had “dandras” as my people call dandruff.  She’s smart to be in a particular line of work and earning that amount of money being that young! She is independent and efficient. Basically what all young women want to be, all men want to take home and all lesbians want to take nauseating love selfies with AND she wants your woman. She wants her so bad; enough to invite her over to her whoredom and bend over in her thong, exposing her glorious clappers! Oh you have seen porn start less obviously. This is the stuff butt sex wet dreams are made of.  It gets worse; your partner seems to relish 

the attention.

Getting hit on by a demi-goddess, oh who wouldn’t be flattered? It is understandable! You are even flattered on her behalf. The fact that you are attracted to your woman doesn’t rule out that other people might also see what you see in her. Goes to show you have a gem! And attraction to beautiful women…is a cock jerk reaction.  So, you cannot really resent her for that. Up to this point, your woman has been fairly open and honest about these advances, you trust her not to shove her fist down the cookie jar. When do you draw the line? What is the reasonable thing to do?

Do you give a hall pass? It’s just sexual attraction…for now. But you do know how delayed gratification works. Denied desire only intensifies it; when the inevitable comes around it will have morphed from attraction to feelings and well you’re fucked…or not! Let them flush those whoremones from their systems and hope Jezebel sucks in the sack…and not the good kind of suck.

Be a sitting a duck. The green-eyed monster has certainly no place in your relationship, it just shows you’re insecure and insecurity is not attractive. So, suck it up and wait for your partner to do something about it. She is your woman, not your possession. And it’s not your place to tell off Jezebel. It is up to your girlfriend to respect you and your relationship enough to shut it down. You are only responsible for your actions, feelings and reactions and not your woman’s or Jezebel’s.

Do you wonder whether you’re not filling your partner’s plate as good as you thought you were? Probably ask her why she even gives Jezebel the time of day then polish up on your game. Life is not about finding yourself but recreating yourself…through plastic surgery but let’s face it, the only way you could get any hotter is if you threw yourself in an active volcano!

Take Mother Nature’s advice and engage the offending party in a duel…to the death!!

Do nothing…let it run its course and exorcise whatever resentments that may threaten to surface in the future. A reasonable person does not control her partner’s friendships or diminish their connections based on her own prejudices and emotions. Doing nothing does not mean there is a welcome mat where your spine used to be or you having the emotional range of a turtle…maybe you do. It is simply a case of choosing not to emotionally wound yourself over other peoples’ actions; pick your battles. All is fair in love and war and vae victis…in layman’s terms losers’ weepers.

Okay you shades, “vae victis” is Latin for woe to the vanquished!